A forty-something preschool teacher looks to the personals for a change of pace and a relationship, with hilarious results.
Tag Archives: 2005
- 30 May
In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother.
- 27 May
The daughter of a brilliant but mentally disturbed mathematician, recently deceased, tries to come to grips with her possible inheritance: his insanity. Complicating matters are one of her father's ex-students, who wants to search through his papers, and her estranged sister, who shows up to help settle his affairs.
- 23 May
A pastor preoccupied with writing the perfect sermon fails to realize that his wife is having an affair, and his children are up to no good.
- 13 May
When a shy groom practices his wedding vows in the inadvertent presence of a deceased young woman, she rises from the grave assuming he has married her.
- 9 May
When an affluent couple lose all their money following a series of blunders, they turn to a life of crime to make ends meet.
- 7 May
Set in 1944, Valiant is a woodland pigeon who wants to become a great hero someday.
- 5 May
Kronk desperately tries to find ways to impress his Dad, whom he can never please. But when things go wrong, Kronk kicks into comical gear and discovers the true riches in life are his friends and being "true to your groove."
- 2 May
A malfunction threatens to destroy Stitch and his friendship with Lilo!
- 1 May
A governess uses magic to rein in the behavior of seven ne'er-do-well children in her charge.
- 16 April
A preoperative transgender woman takes an unexpected journey when she learns that she fathered a son, now a teenage runaway hustling on the streets of New York.
- 7 April
On a flight from Los Angeles to New York, Oliver and Emily make a connection, only to decide that they are poorly suited to be together. Over the next seven years, however, they are reunited time and time again, they go from being acquaintances to close friends to ... lovers?
- 22 March
Allison, the new guardian to the ancient manuscript, continues to try to protect it from another group of renegade angels bent on bringing on the end of the world.
- 22 March
A woman must protect an ancient manuscript from renegade angels.
- 14 March
Deuce is tricked again into man-whoring by T.J., only in Amsterdam while other man-whores are being murdered in his midst.
- 9 March
A young man tries to deal with the childhood terror that has affected his life.
- 28 February
Despite trying to keep his swashbuckling to a minimum, a threat to California's pending statehood causes the adventure-loving Alejandro de la Vega (Banderas) -- and his wife, Elena (Zeta-Jones) -- to take action.
- 26 February
Maggie Peyton, the new owner of Herbie, Number 53, the free-wheelin' Volkswagen bug with a mind of its own, puts the car through its paces on the road to becoming a NASCAR competitor.
- 24 February
During a hometown memorial for his Kentucky-born father, a young man begins an unexpected romance with a too-good-to-be-true stewardess.
- 24 February
A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.